Ah, Caffeine...
I am something of an anomaly in this bean-obsessed town, because I rarely drink coffee - a mocha occasionally.
No, when I wake up, I reach for...diet Mountain Dew. The highest caffeine content, yay!

And I need to finish at least one can before I try to talk sensibly to anyone except my nearest and dearest. Right now I'm waiting for my brain to fully engage before I call The Stranger. I'm trying to put together a largeish party inspired by the huge response I got to
this particular column about bi women.

I got no less than seventy emails about it and they're still trickling in. So hopefully I can get a little corporate sponsorship here, cross your fingers for me.