Saturday, September 03, 2005
I feel so bad for those poor people who have lost everything. And for myself, I'm glad I got to visit New Orleans and experience it before this happened - and I'm sad that the beautiful, sensual, seductive city I knew is gone, and it'll almost certainly never be the same again.
Friday, September 02, 2005
Here's this week's column, and yes, I did borrow heavily from some examples of bratty bottoms I know personally to write this. I just hope to god it doesn't give them fresh ideas. I'm sure that someone would blame me for that.
And by the way: No, Max did not write this. But he approves of it.
On a serious note... I'm appalled by what's happening in New Orleans. Those poor people - how awful. I've already made a donation to the Red Cross, and I encourage you to give what you can to the charity of your choice.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
If you're not familiar with the ways of kink, here's a good place to start: The Ethics of BDSM
My opinions, experiences, and general musings on life
Human Interest Story
Thoughts On Being A Pretty Girl (One of the more controversial early posts.)
BDSM Word Of The Day
The Sixty Four Thousand Dollar Question (Another "Most Controversial" candidate.)
and the follow-up post: Comments On Female Clients
What I'm Not
Word Whores: The "Not My Dog" post
Poly Stars In Alignment
French Farce Weekend
Sex Positive? I Don't Think So!
Looking at Women
Demeaning To Women (And Men, Too.)
Gym Guy, Part One
Gym Guy, Part Two
More About Max
The Naked Truth
He's Just A...
Playing with my boys:
Flying High Again
My Idea of a Good Time
Conversations about the biz:
Advice on Clients
Dinner with Miss K: Furniture Fantasy
Conversation with Miss K: Her Weird Phone Calls
Tips For New Sex Workers
Feminism and Sex Work
And, everyone's favorite category: Strange Communiqués From People: The phone calls, the emails, and the voicemails. There will be no more of these, so enjoy the oldie-goldies.
The Thirty Seconds Rule
Near Goddess Experience
And This Would Be My Problem Why?
Legend In His Own Mind
New Cell Phone - Old Memories
New York State Of Mind
Master and Commander
Weirdass Email Of The Week
I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up (I know everyone likes Ryker Blackstar, but this guy is actually my personal favorite.)
From The Malebag
More Email Silliness
By Rights He Should Be Taken Out And Hung
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Monday, August 29, 2005
So, I’ve gotten some “when are you going to do another weird phone-call entry?” emails lately. Sorry, I’ve stopped doing the phone-calls entries. Not because the supply of weird phone calls has dried up (trust me!), but because apparently it was intimidating normal guys and preventing them from calling me.
In vain have I tried to point out that you have to reach a very high standard of weirdness to make the blog, and that calling to inquire about rates and availability is not the same thing as calling to announce that you’re slave zaptor from Planet Nine, and you’re here to worship my elbows. No, no, they wouldn't want to bother me. Uh, gentlemen, this is how I make a living, so legitimate phone calls are not "bothering" me.
Such hesitancy baffles me, especially when one considers how men are often capable of ignoring every “no” signal that a woman can give off. Apparently potential clients of dominatrixes are a more sensitive breed than your average guy. Which can be a nice thing, provided it's not taken to extremes.
But I do have to share just this one.
Caller: Yeah, hi, is this
Me: Yes, can I help you?
Caller: Yeah, I got a question for you. You do dominance and submission sessions, right?
Caller: Well, how much are your submission sessions? I mean the ones where you submit to me.
Apparently the significance of the title “mistress” is rather lost on this guy.
Me: No, I don’t do that.
Caller: You don’t? But it says...
Me: No, I’m a dominatrix. I do the domination, the people who come to see me do the submission.
Caller: Well, do you know any dominatrixes who are submissive?
Moral of the story: you really need to learn some basic terminology before you jump into the game.