Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Bindings Project - Teaser from Aaron Nanto on Vimeo.

This is a teaser for Monk's show at SEAF. It's going to be great!

What am I doing this weekend? Well, while ya'll are all basking in the glow of great sexy art and going to workshops by Mark Yu, I am going... to Orlando. Yes, it's my brother's wedding. I could kill him for picking this weekend, but - c'est la vie.

So watch for my Twitters about the Shakespeare-on-the-Gulf family-comedy that will no doubt be transpiring in Mousetown. But at least I get to catch the Thursday night show. Yay!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Monk and I were idly speculating about what’s next porn site should be. They shut down old ones and create new ones periodically. But it seems to me like it would be a challenge to think of something in the kink porn industry hasn't already been done.

“Well, they’re starting an enema one, I think,” I said.

“Just enemas? Is that really kinky enough?” said Monk.

“Good lord, what else do you want?”

“It should be something more extreme. Like crossdressers doing enemas. Or really old people. Or really old crossdressers doing enemas.”

I stared at him. “You are such a freaking pervert.”

“No, seriously! No one’s done that, it would totally sell.”

“You’re probably right, that’s the thing.” I thought about it. “What about furries? They haven’t done furries.”

“Furries in bondage?”

“Yeah, why not? With the padding of the suit, you could probably get serious hang time in a suspension.”

“Honey, you realize you’re describing a piƱata? What, tie up the furry and beat them until candy comes out their ass?”

We laughed. But we’re watching, Peter, we’re watching. If you launch it, we’re gonna want a password. (I think.)

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Can I just say that while I'm a girl who likes almost any movie with hot guys + lots of violence and explosions, I'm really, really extra-looking-forward to seeing Crank 2: High Voltage?

True, I'd buy a ticket to see Jason Statham perform in, say, a community theatre production of Bartleby the Scrivener. But I can't imagine anything better than watching him attach electrodes to his nipples, and taser his own cock.

Well, all right - watching myself attach electrodes to him would actually be better. But this movie seems more readily available.


(P.S. Only Jason Statham can attach car batteries to himself and be okay. You are not Jason Statham. So don't do this in real life, okay? Don't taser your own cock, either.)