So, I’ve gotten some “when are you going to do another weird phone-call entry?” emails lately. Sorry, I’ve stopped doing the phone-calls entries. Not because the supply of weird phone calls has dried up (trust me!), but because apparently it was intimidating normal guys and preventing them from calling me.
In vain have I tried to point out that you have to reach a very high standard of weirdness to make the blog, and that calling to inquire about rates and availability is not the same thing as calling to announce that you’re slave zaptor from Planet Nine, and you’re here to worship my elbows. No, no, they wouldn't want to bother me. Uh, gentlemen, this is how I make a living, so legitimate phone calls are not "bothering" me.
Such hesitancy baffles me, especially when one considers how men are often capable of ignoring every “no” signal that a woman can give off. Apparently potential clients of dominatrixes are a more sensitive breed than your average guy. Which can be a nice thing, provided it's not taken to extremes.
But I do have to share just this one.
Caller: Yeah, hi, is this
Me: Yes, can I help you?
Caller: Yeah, I got a question for you. You do dominance and submission sessions, right?
Caller: Well, how much are your submission sessions? I mean the ones where you submit to me.
Apparently the significance of the title “mistress” is rather lost on this guy.
Me: No, I don’t do that.
Caller: You don’t? But it says...
Me: No, I’m a dominatrix. I do the domination, the people who come to see me do the submission.
Caller: Well, do you know any dominatrixes who are submissive?
Moral of the story: you really need to learn some basic terminology before you jump into the game.