Even more than I want to kiss Matthew Inman, I want to kiss this cartoonist for drawing this cartoon. Because I feel this way ALL the time, and I'm eternally grateful to Allie Brosh for reminding me that other people suck at being grown-ups, too.
You have to go read the whole thing. This one panel does not do it justice. What, you have to go to the bank? Forget that. Internet!