The Weather Outside Is Frightful
The Mistress is cranky about the heat. I know, I know, I don't like snow, either. So persnickety am I.
I admit that the heat is easier in some ways - I can drive in it, for example. And it hasn't yet made my power go out.
But while I can feel sexy when it's snowing outside, I cannot feel sexy with a constant trickle of perspiration running down my back. It's like wearing a latex catsuit, all the time. And while dewy women can be alluring, the charm of that wears off quickly. Like after about half an hour or so.
Still, at least no one provokes me into a towering rage by cooing at me about how pretty the heat is. I should find all those snow-loving, "Oh look, it's just like a postcard!" people and torment them by talking about how wooooooonderful record-breaking, 100-degree heat is. Walking in a summer wonderland!