I bet you think I would never wear a pair of shoes like this.
I'd say it depends where I get to walk with them... You should see me in my little white golf skirt and white top. I need a golf club, though.
Strange, though - even though I've never worn these shoes outside my dungeon, they seem to have some stains on the soles. Huh, how could that have happened? (Don't click if you're squeamish.)