Mistress Matisse

As the readers of my Twitter already know, I'm out of town for a few days. I'm enjoying a few days in Chicago with an intimate compa...

I was tired of having the old post still be at the top of the blog. But I'm out of town, I'm writing a Stranger column, and I have a...

Last Night I want you to imagine an enormous warehouse. Huge. Big enough to comfortably house, say, a DC-9. It might be even bigger, but the...

I'm off to Atlanta today on a family visit. I'm flying home next Weds, so between now and then, I'll get to email as best I can ...

I’m off to Vegas until Friday, so while I jet away, enjoy a new podcast. This one is letters from readers with questions about polyamory. Fi...

Updated Availability Hey Seattle people: If you’re think of trying to see me, this coming week is a good time to do that. I have some time f...

Travel Notes (In Which I Am Very Parenthetical) I'm off to Las Vegas today, to spend some time with Elvis... (That's a nickname, by ...

Let's see, I have a bunch of notes about different things. There's a new episode of Family... Classical music fans will enjoy it...

I'm off today on a little overnight retreat with Armani. We're going to a secret location to have some spa time - hot stone massage,...

A slightly late Wednesday post... I'm having a nice, mellow time at my father's place out on Tybee Island. Every time I come out her...

The visit with my Mom is going fine. Guess what? She is just as obsessed as I am with the election. Must be something genetic, huh? We'r...

So, I'm in Atlanta visiting Mom, and then Thursday I go over to my Dad's. And somewhere in there before Wednesday, I also have to wr...

Well, I had a busy weekend. For one thing, I taught a class at a writer's convention, which I was excited but somewhat stressed about. I...

I'm flying home from Vegas today. It's been great - we lolled by the pool, we gambled a bit, we shopped. (That's me at the shops...

Greetings from San Francisco... We are having a perfectly lovely kinky time down here. The weather for Folsom Street Fair was great, and t...

Wow, it's hot. But as fate would have it, I'm about to go someplace even hotter. No, I don't mean Hell. (Although if that place ...

Family Vacation This is not going to be my wittiest update ever…. I’m just warning you. I’m a little over-stimulated, by the sun and Mickey ...

I am in last-minute running-around-like-a-crazy-girl mode, before I fly out Wednesday morning to go here… I am looking forward to the beach...

Schedule, Travel, and Bikinis… Some notes about where I will be, and when, and why. (And some musings about the fashion requirements t...