Mistress Matisse

A look back at old posts in the much-beloved silly-phone-calls archive, 2004: A Near-Goddess Experience. (Follow and read the linked posted...

I'm still getting caught up with Real Life. So, a look back at some of Mistress Matisse's Greatest Blog Hits. From the last few year...

Today, a selection from the dusty vaults: a blog post from this date (more or less) five years ago. It’s not exactly a phone calls post, bu...

I amused myself by going into the blog archives to see what I was writing about on January 20th in 2005. It turned out to be one of the Sill...

Occasionally people tell me they miss the "stupid phone calls" posts . They were easy to write, god knows. But I don't miss a...

Scheduling note to my friends: I'm doing family duty today. But I am available to slip away for an hour here and there Wednesday and Th...

Hot Or Not? I am very bad about listening to voicemail on the 329- number. I let it stack up for days. But eventually I get to it…. ...

I was in a cranky mood for the early part of the day yesterday. A session with Jae and one of our favorite guys improved my outlook conside...

Ring ring! I look at the phone. I shouldn’t answer it. Frankly, I almost never answer the phone anymore. I’m debating taking the number...

Ring Ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hey, where are you located? Gotta love a guy who calls up strange women and demands to know where th...

Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Um, yeah, hi…I read your articles, and you’re talking about these femdom parties you go to. I was won...

Ring ring! Me: hello? Caller: Are you a transsexual? It’s nice when I know right away that an interaction is not going to ...

Ring Ring! Me: hello? Caller: Yeah, hey, hello - are you a dominatrix? Is that what you are? The caller has a heavy East Coas...

It's new-column day, but first, a note: if you read the paper copy of The Stranger, they are undergoing a re-design process right now. F...

Recent phone oddness…. I’ve been getting a spate of dirty phone messages lately from one particular person. That’s not distressing to me –...

I'm a busy girl today, so, for the benefit of the newer readers, here's a list of some oldie-goldie favorites from the archive. Sad...

Warning: Cranky Mistress Between various snafus with parking meters, dry cleaners and the gas company, I had a rather annoying day yesterda...