Mistress Matisse

I continue to mine my own archives to bring ya'll some long-form amusement... This is a story about what happens when women cruise each ...

A random silly story… Regular readers know I like champagne, and lately one of my favorite brands has become hard to find. Billecart-Salmon ...

As God is my witness, I am going to blog again soon. Like, within 48 hours. Highlights will include: My thoughts on performing at The Naked ...

I’m excited about what’s happening in my dungeon today: I’m getting the carpet swapped out! No, that's not some bit of sexual slang, I m...

I have blogged before about how I am not one to be chatty with strangers. I can be a trifle reserved even in places where “the roof constitu...

I finally saw Inglorious Basterds over the weekend, and a couple of people asked me what I thought of it, so… Spoilers/plot discussion fol...

The Weather Outside Is Frightful The Mistress is cranky about the heat. I know, I know, I don't like snow , either. So persnickety am I....

I am gearing up for a busy seven days, and they’re going to be rather split-second in terms of timing. And somewhat schizophrenic in nature....

Highlights From A Family Wedding So every other Seattle sex blogger – and several from other places – have blogged about how great SEAF wa...

The Bindings Project - Teaser from Aaron Nanto on Vimeo . This is a teaser for Monk's show at SEAF. It's going to be great! What a...

I have a new column up, about something I noticed on my visit to a swing club a few weeks ago... *** A sad emotional event for me: I had to ...

I had planned to actually write something for today, but I wound up taking my elderly and irascible cat into the emergency vet last night, ...

So my blogging has been a bit off this week, as you may have noticed. You see, I've been being topped by Mistress Lateral Epicondylitis...

You know how you go out of town and you forget about all the not-fun stuff you left hanging in your absence? Or is it that somehow, in a not...

Over the years, I’ve gotten used to some wild swings in my activities and surroundings. This weekend was one for the books, though. On Frida...

Am I Or Not? Cool reader Trix recently alerted me to the fact that I was quoted in this book: Yes Means Yes! Visions of Female Sexual Powe...

I have arranged a large part of my life around the fact that I am not a morning person. As in, seriously not. However, sometimes one has to ...

Okay, I am now officially obsessed with the whole remodeling/redecorating thing for my house. Ob- sessed . And what do I do when I’m obsesse...

I’m about to start having some remodeling done at the house where I have sessions with people. I’m a little nervous about this. This is one ...

I am not going to write about how much I hate snow. *** If you know me – or you’ve been reading me for very long – you know that I am often ...