Mistress Matisse

Originally Published 2007 Ok, so I have to tell you an amusing story about an elevator encounter I had this past weekend... Or more accur...

I have neglected the blog lately, so here's a bit of catch-up. A Stranger column about Why Nerds Rule The BDSM Community . And the one b...

Another of the Blog Greatest Hits: Occasionally the tables are unexpectedly turned on the the Mistress... *** So I got handled by a lot of ...

A link to my latest Stranger column: an interview with Sex At Dawn author Christopher Ryan, about life after one's book is published. An...

I realize I'm cannibalizing myself here a fair amount lately. What can I say? I have phases where I want to write a lot, and then phases...

I forget sometimes that there's a whole little section of columns I've written for The Stranger that do not appear under my byline i...

Today I'm running an article that was originally published in online magazine Filthy Gorgeous Things . It's on how I feel about the ...

Quick And Dirty Podcasts Monk and I have been so busy the last month, we have had no time to get down to the studio where we usually record ...

An announcement for some cool people I know… Please re-post this anywhere you like, I’m trying to help get the word out! Starting in June, t...

Art Imitates Life Or is the other way around? I can never remember. But I was thinking about it last night, when Monk and I did our second a...

A new Stranger column about the way to your lover's heart: fear! In the column, I make mention of the fact that I'm appearing at t...

Extended Remix On Women-Only Parties Oh, I was bad, I did not post this follow-up material to my column on Friday as I said I would. Here’s...

A few more pictures from New Years Eve. One of Puck and I in our party dresses. (Forgive the clumsy crop. My utterly amazing party-assista...

Random Sexiness I love this video clip. Love. It. I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but I do not intend to have a sexless old ...

I’m working on a Stranger column about my overall experiences of shooting with the Kink.com site, EverythingButt.com. But today I’ll just ...

Last Night I want you to imagine an enormous warehouse. Huge. Big enough to comfortably house, say, a DC-9. It might be even bigger, but the...

Complete and Unedited Email! Plus, remarks on kinky coffee ... SUBJECT: Rashead from Bangladesh Hello, What is your Father's name ...

Dear Mistress Matisse, I've been reading your blog for several years now, and I always enjoy your columns. I've been curious ab...