Mistress Matisse

Just to show ya'll that I have not abandoned you: a repost of a scene Jae and I reminisced about the other day - spanking the Bicycle Ma...

The latest Stranger column, about unproductive behaviors that certain types of male/female couples fall into, when seeking a woman to join t...

I have a new Stranger column up, and I’m expecting some blowback from it, either on the Stranger page or elsewhere on the web, because I am ...

BDSM techniques, in today’s new podcast: Monk and I answer a reader letter about putting Altoid mints and Listerine Breath Strips in female...

Today I'm running an article that was originally published in online magazine Filthy Gorgeous Things . It's on how I feel about the ...

Letters To The Mistress Dear Mistress Matisse, I am in a poly relationship with a man I’m engaged to. We’ve been together almost three years...

I'm still getting caught up with Real Life. So, a look back at some of Mistress Matisse's Greatest Blog Hits. From the last few year...

I love this fun and informative graphic about men's sperm. I have only one thing to add: pineapple. For men and women, pineapple makes a...

You’ve Got Questions, I’ve Got Answers Dear Mistress Matisse: I have listened to a couple of your podcasts and enjoy them, however I was won...

A Question For The Kinky Neurologists Yes, it's a letters sort of week. But on this letter, I am putting out a call for suggestions. I...

I’m working on a Stranger column about my overall experiences of shooting with the Kink.com site, EverythingButt.com. But today I’ll just ...

This may surprise you, but there are still some kinky things I haven’t done yet. Not many, but some. However, that list has gotten shorter l...

I don’t blog about specific kinky products very much, just because every time I do, I get a flood of email from people wanting me to "r...

Another podcast! Now with extra perviness! In this episode, Monk and I do letters from readers, and talk about smaller-top/bigger-bottom str...

Believe. In Gravity. Last night Elvis and I got to observe something you don't see very often: a very high-budget, high-tech Las Veg...

Here's the new column in The Stranger, about kink bloopers... Just about everyone I talked to about this column had a lulu of a story ...

The new Stranger column, in which I discuss mean dirty talk. As opposed to nice dirty talk. Enjoy it while I get ready to zoom off to Port...

Let's see, I have a bunch of notes about different things. There's a new episode of Family... Classical music fans will enjoy it...

A number of alert readers sent me links to some version of this story. Yowch! I posted a little over a year ago about how I do indeed have...

I had an email exchange with someone lately that reminded me, for one thing, how happy I am that I don’t have to see anyone new unless I thi...