Mistress Matisse

If you have a cock and a tape measure, I need a little favor from you. No, I do not want to know the size of your cock. What I want to know...

It's time for... a fresh podcast! (The page formatting continues to show the headline all wonky. I don't know why, but ignore it. Cl...

I was going to write something clever, but the Stranger column ate my brain. So I'm not. However, I got a sweet email asking me about bu...

I don’t blog about specific kinky products very much, just because every time I do, I get a flood of email from people wanting me to "r...

Another podcast! Now with extra perviness! In this episode, Monk and I do letters from readers, and talk about smaller-top/bigger-bottom str...

Occasionally I am reminded that some newer kinky people don't know stuff about BDSM culture that I take for granted. Like the Hanky Code...

So in the wake of yesterday's post someone - who shall remain nameless - sent me a teasing email about how, oh, did I need a power tool ...

A number of alert readers sent me links to some version of this story. Yowch! I posted a little over a year ago about how I do indeed have...

So I'm mostly all about shopping for stuff for the house right now, since the Great Remodel of '09 is soon to begin. Thus, most of ...

Letter From a Reader (Greetings and nice compliments...) I have a question for you about toy care. I recently got my dream paddle. It...

Remarks On Different Topics READ: I meant to post a link to this writer, Savannah Lee, earlier in the week, and I forgot, because I a...

So, I was the the Bondage Is The Point party Sunday night at the Wet Spot, and while in conversation with a groups of pals, I remarked, ju...

Because You Asked Answers to several questions in the comment box lately… Pussies in bondage... The link to the cat-suspension post, comple...

Furniture Musings Every Mistress needs nice furniture, and I'm very fond of the stuff I have. Just three really well-made basic pieces ...

I had a mostly-lovely weekend. I spent a lot of Friday with Monk, and then Saturday night I went to a private party at a pal's house. Be...

The new column...Letter from a reader answered. Also: I got quoted in Esquire magazine, which is charming. (Of course, now I wish I'd s...

Pink Box God, where is my pink box? I thought. I want to find it. I need it. Monk came into the bedroom and looked at me curiously. “What a...