Mistress Matisse

Now and then, I get emails from kind readers saying, "Hey, isn't this your picture? Did you know this person had it on his/her site...

BDSM techniques, in today’s new podcast: Monk and I answer a reader letter about putting Altoid mints and Listerine Breath Strips in female...

Sex Workers and Money Management "Dear Mistress Matisse... (Edited for length, but some nice compliments, thank you!) ... I am in searc...

From The Mailbox A little over a year ago you wrote a column about connecting with your strap-on and taking control. I did not read this art...

Since my return from Georgia Tuesday, I've been spending time relaxing and enjoying the sensual pleasures of these late-summer days. Mor...

Ah, the miracle of the internet. From a sunny front porch overlooking the ocean, I give you: a new Stranger column, about a subject dear to ...

What Do You Do? A pal of mine asked me a question yesterday, and I’m just going to pop off an answer here. This will not be the most polishe...

Today I'm running an article that was originally published in online magazine Filthy Gorgeous Things . It's on how I feel about the ...

A new podcast! First, Monk and I have a brief discussion about our ability to fight off an attack by maniacal clowns. Then we answer a lette...

A new Stranger column, to amuse you on this sunny Friday: a discussion about the eternal allure of crazy bottoms. Frankly, I thought it woul...

It's a new podcast! In this episode, Monk and I briefly discuss how the Zombie Apocalypse would affect my diet Mountain Dew consumption....

A look back at old posts in the much-beloved silly-phone-calls archive, 2004: A Near-Goddess Experience. (Follow and read the linked posted...

The new Stranger column, about what happens when monogamous attempt to rustle the polyamorous. It's sure to provoke either winces of rec...

If you have a cock and a tape measure, I need a little favor from you. No, I do not want to know the size of your cock. What I want to know...

Books I’m Reading Lately There’s been Sex At Dawn of course, of which much has already been said. I’m enjoying it very much, and I recomm...

A New Podcast In this podcast, Monk and I riff about phallic-looking microphones, and then read and discuss a letter from a reader ponderin...

Linkage to this and that... The new Stranger column, in which I wax nostalgic about flying blood, and reveal the problem with Mormon vampire...

From the 2004 archives: letter from the infamous Tampon Man. Now this? This is a good old-fashioned weirdo letter. It’s sort of sad - I hard...

Podcast fans: listen to the Part II of a podcast Monk and I did with Richard Wagner of Dr. Dick's Sex Advice. And, a plug for a show ope...