Mistress Matisse

A new Stranger column, to amuse you on this sunny Friday: a discussion about the eternal allure of crazy bottoms. Frankly, I thought it woul...

It's a new podcast! In this episode, Monk and I briefly discuss how the Zombie Apocalypse would affect my diet Mountain Dew consumption....

A look back at old posts in the much-beloved silly-phone-calls archive, 2004: A Near-Goddess Experience. (Follow and read the linked posted...

The new Stranger column, about what happens when monogamous attempt to rustle the polyamorous. It's sure to provoke either winces of rec...

If you have a cock and a tape measure, I need a little favor from you. No, I do not want to know the size of your cock. What I want to know...

Books I’m Reading Lately There’s been Sex At Dawn of course, of which much has already been said. I’m enjoying it very much, and I recomm...

A New Podcast In this podcast, Monk and I riff about phallic-looking microphones, and then read and discuss a letter from a reader ponderin...

Linkage to this and that... The new Stranger column, in which I wax nostalgic about flying blood, and reveal the problem with Mormon vampire...

From the 2004 archives: letter from the infamous Tampon Man. Now this? This is a good old-fashioned weirdo letter. It’s sort of sad - I hard...

Podcast fans: listen to the Part II of a podcast Monk and I did with Richard Wagner of Dr. Dick's Sex Advice. And, a plug for a show ope...

I just finished polishing the final draft for the next Stranger column, so in honor of that, my answers to a few often-asked questions about...

To entertain you... My new Stranger column is on the site, about Seattle's pro domme houses. (Or, the lack thereof.) Also, a podcast I ...

Special People Dear Mistress Matisse, I am contacting you for some advice about getting started as a courtesan. I've been trying to navi...

Archives I went back through the blog archives to see what I was writing about around this date in years gone by. I found an entry talking a...

Letters To The Mistress Dear Mistress Matisse, I am in a poly relationship with a man I’m engaged to. We’ve been together almost three years...

Online translators are responsible for a lot of unintentional comedy in the world of email. I got this note recently, and I will preface my ...

In my last column, I talked about sex (or at least, dating) without BDSM. In the new Stranger column: a discussion of BDSM without Sex .

Wow, a lot has happened! Which is pretty much always the case with me, so let me try to catch you up. The Naked Girls Reading? Much fun. I w...

As God is my witness, I am going to blog again soon. Like, within 48 hours. Highlights will include: My thoughts on performing at The Naked ...