Mistress Matisse

A couple of pictures from the everythingbutt.com shoot! Click on them, they get bigger. Or go see the whole thing!

This is not a rant. But it is a suggestion to my guys – and the men who visit other sex workers. A lot of men have a dedicated email accoun...

I wish I had something terribly interesting to say. However, I don't. Besides: don't get stomach flu, because it is no fun. But I...

A new Stranger column about types of tops. Now I'm off to have some early-birthday festivities with Armani... bye!

I’m working on a Stranger column about my overall experiences of shooting with the Kink.com site, EverythingButt.com. But today I’ll just ...

Last Night I want you to imagine an enormous warehouse. Huge. Big enough to comfortably house, say, a DC-9. It might be even bigger, but the...

Okay, I know, it's totally teenage-girl to blog about my horoscope. I might as well go buy a Twilight t-shirt, right? (Not that I don...

I have blogged before about how I am not one to be chatty with strangers. I can be a trifle reserved even in places where “the roof constitu...

Goodness, I really blew off blogging this week, didn't I? Ah well. We'll resume our regularly scheduled rants and observations next ...

Complete and Unedited Email! Plus, remarks on kinky coffee ... SUBJECT: Rashead from Bangladesh Hello, What is your Father's name ...

I am so insanely busy for the next few days that thoughtful, intelligent blogging - well, that's right out the window. I can keep up wit...

Occasionally people tell me they miss the "stupid phone calls" posts . They were easy to write, god knows. But I don't miss a...

I'm off to Atlanta today on a family visit. I'm flying home next Weds, so between now and then, I'll get to email as best I can ...

Whenever I have no writing inspiration, it is a comfort to me that I can reach in the mail file and find something to talk about... I got a ...

Dear Mistress Matisse, I've been reading your blog for several years now, and I always enjoy your columns. I've been curious ab...

I wasn’t going to upload this last podcast. But Monk says I’m being silly. And lord knows, I need the blog-content, I've been way too bu...

Notes From A Party I was at a lovely party over the weekend, with a lot of my usual kinky friends and also, a bunch of people I am not so ac...

The new Stranger column. It's about a common bit of sex-industry infighting , and I see in the comments that the stripper version of th...