Mistress Matisse

I am so insanely busy for the next few days that thoughtful, intelligent blogging - well, that's right out the window. I can keep up wit...

Occasionally people tell me they miss the "stupid phone calls" posts . They were easy to write, god knows. But I don't miss a...

I'm off to Atlanta today on a family visit. I'm flying home next Weds, so between now and then, I'll get to email as best I can ...

Whenever I have no writing inspiration, it is a comfort to me that I can reach in the mail file and find something to talk about... I got a ...

Dear Mistress Matisse, I've been reading your blog for several years now, and I always enjoy your columns. I've been curious ab...

I wasn’t going to upload this last podcast. But Monk says I’m being silly. And lord knows, I need the blog-content, I've been way too bu...

Notes From A Party I was at a lovely party over the weekend, with a lot of my usual kinky friends and also, a bunch of people I am not so ac...

The new Stranger column. It's about a common bit of sex-industry infighting , and I see in the comments that the stripper version of th...

I’m off to Vegas until Friday, so while I jet away, enjoy a new podcast. This one is letters from readers with questions about polyamory. Fi...

A new podcast! First there’s a lot of silly banter about needles and being naked in bed, and then Monk reads a letter about how to do fast,...

A few comments on blow jobs. Well, a whole column's worth, actually, in The Stranger. Now excuse me while I run around like a crazy gir...

I was talking last night to a woman who is new to sex work, and it was interesting to hear how my advice on various matters differed from th...

Another podcast! This one's about polyamory. First, Monk and I answer a question about time-management for poly people: how many partn...

I was going to write something clever, but the Stranger column ate my brain. So I'm not. However, I got a sweet email asking me about bu...

Complete and unedited text of a recent email... Would you consider doing me with a strap-on? A big fantasy of mine and she's just not i...

Updated Availability Hey Seattle people: If you’re think of trying to see me, this coming week is a good time to do that. I have some time f...

After way too long of an interval - blame it on our busy schedules - Monk and I got together in the usual zombie-proof sound studio and rec...

Old Attachments I did something significant lately. Significant to me, anyway. I cut off my old phone number. It’s the one I got when I firs...