Mistress Matisse

Weekend Shopping Blogging.. . Okay, I want a new dress. Which is absurd, because I have a lot of dresses. But I do. There's this one. Or...

Like to hear me talk?, Listen to me on Dan Savage's podcast. *** Non-sexy question: Seattle people, have any of ya'll dealt wit...

Dear Mainstream Media, Can we talk? Okay. You know I love you, but you have to get with it, image-wise. I have spoken to you before about th...

Professional Advice Dear Mistress Matisse I am going to two Mistress apprenticeship interviews, and can you imagine what kind of conf...

It's always amusing when mainstream media reports something that everyone is already aware of as if it's big news. Today, CNN annou...

The new column in the new Stranger.... Note to my Dear Readers: yes, I'm aware that there was recently a snarky letter to the editor abo...

More Notes From Las Vegas The Cher show? Was great. In addition to the (more or less) live songs, she included a lot of video clips from the...

Well, here I am in Vegas. I haven't been here since my ill-fated wedding here in 1999. I've actually only been here once before tha...

Wow, it's hot. But as fate would have it, I'm about to go someplace even hotter. No, I don't mean Hell. (Although if that place ...

From the "silly emails" department... I wanted to say hello to You and say I was impressed with Your site. 1 it was also nice ...

Some random sexual thoughts… Suggestion for strap-on wielding ladies: if you haven’t got some already, buy yourself a pair of snugly f...

Oh, this sort of thing makes me mad. Way to go, Christian educators. Granted, you don't have to like or employ the author of the sex blo...

From The Mail Bag I'm a Seattle-based indie pornographer, and I'm looking to buy a condo in the near future. I 'm looking to g...

Today is Monk's birthday. There are a lot of amazingly cool things about Monk, as I have noted in previous birthday posts. But the bes...

I don't really believe in astrology - but I like Rob Brezsny. Scorpio Horoscope for week of August 7, 2008 The guy who gave his name to ...

The new Stranger column, about the difference between "no-strings fucking" and "a romance." And today, after forty-eight...

A new podcast , in which Monk and I rant a lot - because we can - about BDSM culture, "getting into the scene", and being a BDSM v...

Wow, did I get a lot of advice and helpful suggestions about my refrigerator! Ya’ll are better than “This Old House.” So thank you, nice peo...

Notes about my schedule. It seem like it’s been a long time that I’ve been writing about how I’m extra-busy because my Mom is here. But th...