Mistress Matisse

Wow. I'm not the only girl with an opinion about the "Marry Him" article. I have gotten over fifty emails, amounting to about ...

So, here’s the new column . This post won’t make much sense until you read both the article that inspired the column and then the column its...

Hey, look! I forgot I had one more podcast in the chute that I hadn't posted yet. So here we go - Monk and I talk about spanking... I am...

I love your writing and I wanted to ask your opinion about a poly situation where my boyfriends know about each other but have never met. ...

My Blue Heaven My blue obsession continues, and of course certain very sweet men in my life are totally catering to my desires for spa...

In most conventional ways, I’m not really the romantic type. For example, if I’m going to watch a movie, I’d usually rather watch people pr...

What I’m Doing In The Last Five Minutes Before You Arrive – Or, An Illustration Of Why You Should Not Be Early.* Put on chosen dress. R...

A pal of mine was talking recently about an upcoming women-only sex party. She’s excited about it, as are a number of my friends. It sounds ...

There are certain questions I get asked a lot, and while I’ve addressed many of them before, I keep getting asked, so I will make some remar...

A note to Belle De Jour: Congrats on the fiction-writing deal . It's the type of thing I'd like to do myself someday. Also, I seem t...

Oh my lord, has this been an insanely busy week. Wow. Good, but busy. While I recover... Read the newest column about polyamorous people and...

So, I was the the Bondage Is The Point party Sunday night at the Wet Spot, and while in conversation with a groups of pals, I remarked, ju...

A note about scheduling.... This is the busiest February I can remember! Usually it's a dead month. But as soon as I remarked last week ...

Can I just say how immensely grateful I am that I don’t have to process my relationships very much? You know, the “honey, where is our rela...

Matisse's Blue Period Shopping rant: why is it so hard to find blue lingerie? It's either black, white, beige, red or pink. Those ar...

Hard to believe it’s been a year since I went down to San Francisco and posed for the renowned photographer Craig Morey . But it has been...

Okay, this is how not-techie I am. I took pictures on the camera on my phone today, and I have no idea how to get them to my computer. Any s...

No Sex Please, We're British From a story in the Daily Mail: Carrie Jones hasn't had sex with her husband Hal, a City banker, for th...

In the spirit of last week's column, another one from the "Inexplicable Emails" file. i lo you for the ideal look with sexy an...

Fans of the silly communications will enjoy this week’s column… Want to shop? Monk is eBaying off TM memorabilia and some of his now-too-bi...