Mistress Matisse

Oh my lord, has this been an insanely busy week. Wow. Good, but busy. While I recover... Read the newest column about polyamorous people and...

So, I was the the Bondage Is The Point party Sunday night at the Wet Spot, and while in conversation with a groups of pals, I remarked, ju...

A note about scheduling.... This is the busiest February I can remember! Usually it's a dead month. But as soon as I remarked last week ...

Can I just say how immensely grateful I am that I don’t have to process my relationships very much? You know, the “honey, where is our rela...

Matisse's Blue Period Shopping rant: why is it so hard to find blue lingerie? It's either black, white, beige, red or pink. Those ar...

Hard to believe it’s been a year since I went down to San Francisco and posed for the renowned photographer Craig Morey . But it has been...

Okay, this is how not-techie I am. I took pictures on the camera on my phone today, and I have no idea how to get them to my computer. Any s...

No Sex Please, We're British From a story in the Daily Mail: Carrie Jones hasn't had sex with her husband Hal, a City banker, for th...

In the spirit of last week's column, another one from the "Inexplicable Emails" file. i lo you for the ideal look with sexy an...

Fans of the silly communications will enjoy this week’s column… Want to shop? Monk is eBaying off TM memorabilia and some of his now-too-bi...

Hello mistress, i want to send you my diploma from the university. and you wipe your ass with my diploma. I want you use my diploma lik...

Wow, this is unusual: I have nothing booked for Wednesday. I suspect some of ya’ll are a bit depressed about the latest financial news. Hey,...

A patient man am I, down to my fingertips, the sort who never could, ever would, let an insulting remark escape his lips, A very gentle man....

Oh, I really hate it when this happens. I got an email today from someone who says she’s a sixteen-year-old girl. She says she really loves ...

An article on MSNBC.com about Seattle's own Wet Spot, recently renamed the Center for Sex Positive Culture . I can't say I'm co...

Notes from a weekend What did I do over the weekend? Well, I went to a pal’s birthday party, where I gave a cute boy an impromptu lesson...

A new podcast: a reader writes in asking about a specific jealousy issue. No lawn-gnome jokes in this one, for some reason Monk and I got o...

Okay, I didn’t get around to uploading a podcast. But I will! However, there’s a new column up about rocking your strap-on. If y...

I seem to either be posting looooong rants or very short snippets, don't I? And the more sex-work advice posts I write, the more questio...

Advice For The Ambitious Escort Let me just start by saying braaa-vo. I just got hip to you recently and I like what you are about... I ha...