Mistress Matisse

Fans of the silly communications will enjoy this week’s column… Want to shop? Monk is eBaying off TM memorabilia and some of his now-too-bi...

Hello mistress, i want to send you my diploma from the university. and you wipe your ass with my diploma. I want you use my diploma lik...

Wow, this is unusual: I have nothing booked for Wednesday. I suspect some of ya’ll are a bit depressed about the latest financial news. Hey,...

A patient man am I, down to my fingertips, the sort who never could, ever would, let an insulting remark escape his lips, A very gentle man....

Oh, I really hate it when this happens. I got an email today from someone who says she’s a sixteen-year-old girl. She says she really loves ...

An article on MSNBC.com about Seattle's own Wet Spot, recently renamed the Center for Sex Positive Culture . I can't say I'm co...

Notes from a weekend What did I do over the weekend? Well, I went to a pal’s birthday party, where I gave a cute boy an impromptu lesson...

A new podcast: a reader writes in asking about a specific jealousy issue. No lawn-gnome jokes in this one, for some reason Monk and I got o...

Okay, I didn’t get around to uploading a podcast. But I will! However, there’s a new column up about rocking your strap-on. If y...

I seem to either be posting looooong rants or very short snippets, don't I? And the more sex-work advice posts I write, the more questio...

Advice For The Ambitious Escort Let me just start by saying braaa-vo. I just got hip to you recently and I like what you are about... I ha...

Links, schedules and random remarks I’m going to try to remember to talk about my schedule for the week here ever...

Screening Escort Clients A friend of mine, who has just recently begun working for an escort service, is toying with the idea of going ...

Anyone seen one of these posters for sale around town? Drop me a note and tell me where, please, because I want one... Also: Are you in Dubl...

A few more remarks about the NYE party… It’s odd how one gets used to things. We had sixty-five people at the party, and several folks ...

So, a lovely time was had by all on New Years Eve at my house. Perhaps some more pictures tomorrow, but we have to have the traditional NYE...

No Comment So, you may have noticed that the comment box has gone away. I made a vague remark a few days ago suggesting it was a technical ...

There's a new poly column over at The Stranger.... And there's a new podcast up, too. Monk and I address a letter from a reader who...

When I am alone out in the world, I usually walk around quite intent on my own inner thoughts and purpose. That’s why I’m always startled...

A quick note before I dash off again... Monk and I went to the midnight showing of Sweeney Todd last night. We enjoyed it tremendously. It’...