Mistress Matisse

Ring ring! I look at the phone. I shouldn’t answer it. Frankly, I almost never answer the phone anymore. I’m debating taking the number...

Give Me Money Well, not me exactly. Every year for the last however many years, I’ve been donating my time to The Stranger’s annual chari...

So, the amazingly cool event of last week? I got an email from someone saying she liked my columns. I do get some of those kinds of emails f...

Snippets from a social occasion... *** Monk and I were talking together, with some passion and intensity, about business strategies. A...

The Doughnut Files Notes from the weekend: Monk and I did indeed go record some more podcasts Friday night. We were at a professional so...

Fans of the whackasaurus phone callers – which is pretty much all of you, judging by the emails I get – enjoy the new column… *** A ...

People who do BDSM talk a lot about safewords, and what they are talking about is ways to communicate ease up or stop . But while red a...

I Love A Man Who Can Make Me Laugh You know who I love? I love William Shatner. I think he is the coolest, because for one thing, he’s made...

Pictures, And Some Words I'm working on some other writing today, so meanwhile, be entertained by the newest column, and some photos......

A new podcast, in which Monk and I talk about how to initiate a "Let's try something new in bed!" conversation with your lover...

Hey ya’ll... You’ve read about my excellent friend Miss K ? Well, she’s in the hospital again. Without going into detail, she’s had a re...

Ring Ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hey, where are you located? Gotta love a guy who calls up strange women and demands to know where th...

Ring Ring! Caller: I know we talked about it before and you said you didn’t want to do this…But I’d like to fly you down to Orlando ...

The new column – some examples of rules for couples who are shifting into polyamory… (I don't know why there isn't a Kink Calendar a...

What’s Going On? I’m going to put up one more raw podcast from my very first recording session. I have a date with my sound guy t...

Response To Another Comment-box Question "Do you socialize much with non-kink people?" No. All my friends are kinky to some degre...

Because You Asked Answers to several questions in the comment box lately… Pussies in bondage... The link to the cat-suspension post, comple...

Weekend Fashion Blogging Oh, wow...I am so tired of seeing baby-doll empire waist dresses. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like empire wai...

Ya’ll should know: some days I just feel like being a wise-ass, to pretty much anybody. Ring ring! Me: hello? Caller: Um, yeah...

Birthday Wishes So certain people have reminded me that my birthday is coming up soon - November 21st, to be precise. And I know those s...