Mistress Matisse

Birthday Wishes As some of you already know… I’m having a birthday at the end of November. (No, I’m not telling you what one.) I'm a t...

This week's column and calendar . And to answer the inevitable query: Miss Candy can be found here...

(It's Tuesday night, actually. But close enough to being Wednesday...) I had a very weird day Monday. Not good weird, either. Perhaps I’...

New weird-sexual-word for the day: Jelquing. I saw it over on BitchLab and I followed the Wiki link because I had no idea what it was. Wik...

I'm having a nice day with Roman today - we went out last night and had steaks at the Metropolitan Grill, and slept in late this morning...

For my clients: I am indeed back in town and answering my phone. I was totally booked for today, but someone just had to cancel his 2-4 appo...

As I go jump on a jet plane, enjoy the new column... And have a lovely weekend!

Ring Ring! Me: Hello? Caller: I’m calling to get an appointment for tonight. Um, no, actually, you’re not, darlin’. Yo...

Travel Musings A question for the world travelers… Max and I want to take a vacation for a week or ten days in March or April. Somewh...

Scheduling Note To My Clients I’m going to be out of town from Oct 13 th to the 16 th , and I’m already booked for most the time before ...

Zoom! I'm having a busy day today, but to entertain you, here's the new column and calendar.

A Letter From A Reader Mistress Matisse: Long time reader of your Stranger column. Love your work. I know it is weird for me t...

Speaking of photos, Roman has a bunch of links to photos of Folsom Street Fair over on his blog. There are some in the comment string as we...

I'm Glad It's Monday So I Can Relax. Well, not really. But it was a crazy weekend, with a big private party Saturday night, and t...

From the Mailbag Dear Matisse, I occasionally peruse the escort ads and use their services. However, I am really looking for a sp...

I'm home. I had a lovely, lovely time, but it's good to be back. I missed my darling Max, and I missed Roman, and my cat was quite p...

Public Service Announcement So if you were in our suite last night and you've lost your glasses, we have them... ***

Yikes! I'm deep in the usual about-to-leave-town, have-a-million-things-to-do panic. But as promised, my advice to those concerned abou...