Mistress Matisse

As I go jump on a jet plane, enjoy the new column... And have a lovely weekend!

Ring Ring! Me: Hello? Caller: I’m calling to get an appointment for tonight. Um, no, actually, you’re not, darlin’. Yo...

Travel Musings A question for the world travelers… Max and I want to take a vacation for a week or ten days in March or April. Somewh...

Scheduling Note To My Clients I’m going to be out of town from Oct 13 th to the 16 th , and I’m already booked for most the time before ...

Zoom! I'm having a busy day today, but to entertain you, here's the new column and calendar.

A Letter From A Reader Mistress Matisse: Long time reader of your Stranger column. Love your work. I know it is weird for me t...

Speaking of photos, Roman has a bunch of links to photos of Folsom Street Fair over on his blog. There are some in the comment string as we...

I'm Glad It's Monday So I Can Relax. Well, not really. But it was a crazy weekend, with a big private party Saturday night, and t...

From the Mailbag Dear Matisse, I occasionally peruse the escort ads and use their services. However, I am really looking for a sp...

I'm home. I had a lovely, lovely time, but it's good to be back. I missed my darling Max, and I missed Roman, and my cat was quite p...

Public Service Announcement So if you were in our suite last night and you've lost your glasses, we have them... ***

Yikes! I'm deep in the usual about-to-leave-town, have-a-million-things-to-do panic. But as promised, my advice to those concerned abou...

I came home last night after kissing Roman goodbye for a few days – due to our jam-packed schedule for the next week, we won’t have ano...

Example #437 of how I have the coolest clients in the world: In response to my angsty post about buggy OS reinstalls and missing drivers, t...

Very Good Thing In My Life: Max is home from his trip! Yay! My sweetheart is back! We get to spend 4 days together and then he leaves F...

I'll write a real post for tomorrow, but in the meantime, enjoy the new column....

My dear readers: Yes, I am very much aware of the RF Jason thing. I am always pleased to know what's on your minds, but please, at last ...

What did I do over the weekend? Well, I implemented a new (to me and Xavier, anyway) form of bondage: twenty-five pound bags of salt! ...

Today, I have not one but two pieces in The Stranger. The regular column , and a separate article about local porn producers Rodney Moore a...