Mistress Matisse

While I amuse my family, please amuse yourself with the new column and calendar.

The webpage tackles the question of the ages: How many condoms can you wear at once ? I believe them that you shouldn't try this with a ...

Having my family here visiting really, really distracts me. It's not a bad thing, per se, but you know you're really scattered when ...

So, Mom is here, my older brother and his girlfriend are arriving later today, it'll be the whole family fiesta. And they're all ver...

While I'm off signing my life away: the new column and calendar...

Okay, I finally feel sure enough about this to reveal what all the mystery and busyness has been about lately: I’m closing on a house on Fri...

Resistance Was Futile Okay, okay, I give up. Everyone else has already read them, I’m way behind the cutting edge on this. (In fact, I think...

I'm busy today, so just a PSA for now about the women's BDSM conference coming up here in Seattle next month... I'm a presenter,...

Well, I had a busy but fun weekend. Saturday night I went to the last hurrah at The Catwalk , a bar that’s been open and hosting sexy events...

Silly story I stole from the AP. It's Not the Pipes, It's a Naked Man in Your Basement SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - A plumbing problem at ...

Late night: In bed with Roman, on his laptop... Clothespins and rope scattered around us. Go read the new column. Bye!

I have been very, very busy with clients lately. And that’s been a good thing. But wow - busy. Fortunately for me, about 98% of my clie...

So I promised to talk about the party, didn’t I? Well, it all started out innocently enough with a platter of kinky gingerbread-people fr...

Cleaning Diet Coke Off My Keyboard Complete text of an extremely (unintentionally?) hilarious email sent to me, in the wake of Friday's ...

Today, not only is there a new column and kink calendar , but you also get to bid on something fun for Christmas: me! And not just me - me ...

An example of how Max is so much nicer than I am… The other day, Max goes into a busy bank on Capitol Hill and gets in line for the te...

More news on Heidi Fliess’s plan to build an all-male brothel in Nevada . Color me very skeptical about the whole venture, although it cert...

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.. And that’s always a weird time of year for me. I like Christmas, don’t get me wrong. But ...

Yay, I've been saved from snow - real, sticky, snowed-in snow - once again. Whew. I'm sure that soon the Weather God is going to get...