Mistress Matisse

Late night: In bed with Roman, on his laptop... Clothespins and rope scattered around us. Go read the new column. Bye!

I have been very, very busy with clients lately. And that’s been a good thing. But wow - busy. Fortunately for me, about 98% of my clie...

So I promised to talk about the party, didn’t I? Well, it all started out innocently enough with a platter of kinky gingerbread-people fr...

Cleaning Diet Coke Off My Keyboard Complete text of an extremely (unintentionally?) hilarious email sent to me, in the wake of Friday's ...

Today, not only is there a new column and kink calendar , but you also get to bid on something fun for Christmas: me! And not just me - me ...

An example of how Max is so much nicer than I am… The other day, Max goes into a busy bank on Capitol Hill and gets in line for the te...

More news on Heidi Fliess’s plan to build an all-male brothel in Nevada . Color me very skeptical about the whole venture, although it cert...

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.. And that’s always a weird time of year for me. I like Christmas, don’t get me wrong. But ...

Yay, I've been saved from snow - real, sticky, snowed-in snow - once again. Whew. I'm sure that soon the Weather God is going to get...

Tonight, I’m going to an industry party. A sex industry party, that is. I don’t usually go to such things - they’re really geared more towar...

A brief note about scheduling with me this week: As of this moment, I have time available Wednesday starting at 4:30, Thursday starting at 3...

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly... This is cruel, and even rather kink-negative, but even I have to admit it’s sorta funny. This, on...

Okay, I know I said I wasn’t going to do phone-call entries anymore, but once in a while, I just have to…. Ring Ring! Me: hello...

I had a lovely afternoon yesterday, spending time with old friends and new. I ate yummy food, a talented musician played her cello for us, a...

Happy Bird Day, everyone… What am I thankful for? I’m thankful that this damn holiday only comes once a year, because sex workers, thi...

I was in bed last night, reading this: Extreme Encounters: How It Feels to Be Drowned in Quicksand, Shredded by Piranhas, Swept Up in a Tor...

So, since some of you seem to know it anyway – yesterday was my birthday. (And no, I’m not telling you how old I am. Nope. No way.) I didn’t...

A relatively quiet weekend, which was nice. Max and I did go see the new Harry Potter movie. The theater was packed, luckily we got there ea...

Bad Business Strategy, Example #267 No Tanning Beds Were at Salon, Police Say NORTH MYRTLE BEACH , S.C. (Nov. 18) - ...