Mistress Matisse

Today, not only is there a new column and kink calendar , but you also get to bid on something fun for Christmas: me! And not just me - me ...

An example of how Max is so much nicer than I am… The other day, Max goes into a busy bank on Capitol Hill and gets in line for the te...

More news on Heidi Fliess’s plan to build an all-male brothel in Nevada . Color me very skeptical about the whole venture, although it cert...

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.. And that’s always a weird time of year for me. I like Christmas, don’t get me wrong. But ...

Yay, I've been saved from snow - real, sticky, snowed-in snow - once again. Whew. I'm sure that soon the Weather God is going to get...

Tonight, I’m going to an industry party. A sex industry party, that is. I don’t usually go to such things - they’re really geared more towar...

A brief note about scheduling with me this week: As of this moment, I have time available Wednesday starting at 4:30, Thursday starting at 3...

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly... This is cruel, and even rather kink-negative, but even I have to admit it’s sorta funny. This, on...

Okay, I know I said I wasn’t going to do phone-call entries anymore, but once in a while, I just have to…. Ring Ring! Me: hello...

I had a lovely afternoon yesterday, spending time with old friends and new. I ate yummy food, a talented musician played her cello for us, a...

Happy Bird Day, everyone… What am I thankful for? I’m thankful that this damn holiday only comes once a year, because sex workers, thi...

I was in bed last night, reading this: Extreme Encounters: How It Feels to Be Drowned in Quicksand, Shredded by Piranhas, Swept Up in a Tor...

So, since some of you seem to know it anyway – yesterday was my birthday. (And no, I’m not telling you how old I am. Nope. No way.) I didn’t...

A relatively quiet weekend, which was nice. Max and I did go see the new Harry Potter movie. The theater was packed, luckily we got there ea...

Bad Business Strategy, Example #267 No Tanning Beds Were at Salon, Police Say NORTH MYRTLE BEACH , S.C. (Nov. 18) - ...

Happy Friday, everyone... This week's colum and calendar. And an interesting piece in The Stranger about the FBI crackdown on SM porn. ...

Wow, I seem to be very, very busy this week. It's all good stuff, but lordy... And of course, I'm spending my off time thinking abou...

The Real Estate Obsession Continues... Some more houses I will (almost certainly) not be buying. But these I actually looked at, and...

This is very funny – to me. But only because I know how silly it really is. It's a video-clip of a Heineken ad, so I would call it fair...

Ah, a sweet date with Roman last night. We ate Ezell's and gave each other massages - before moving on to more...intense activities. Now...