Mistress Matisse

Call for Volunteers So, Monk is doing a kinky event next Saturday night - an event at Max and I will, of course, be guests - and he needs so...

Wow, it's hot. And I hate the Blue Angels. I don't hate them as much as my cat does, but still, we're united in our deep, deep d...

Ah, the dreaded blogger fatigue.... I do feel this way some days. So maybe I'll take a break today. Back tomorrow... PostScript: But w...

Still Catching My Breath Whew. It’s been sort of crazy around here since we got back from Denver. Last week the gods of all things mechanica...

I'm about to head off into my afternoon, but I had to put this up: If you go to college in Wisconsin, stop fucking! Unless you want to ...

Okay, I think we have it under control. Finally. You guys were extremely helpful, thank you. Max liked your suggestions and booted in Safe...

The Perfidy of Spyware All right, here's an appeal to the software geeks out there. Friday night, after I clicked on an ill-advised webp...

More reader questions answered in the column this week.... And geeze, who knew ya'll would be so curious about the Sunday post? I probab...

This will be the last Thunder post, I swear. The lovely R., who Max and I played with Saturday night, sent me some snapshots of her marks, a...

The good news...I bought some new toys at Thunder… Other Stuff... This sounds like a dandy idea to me. Don't let the door hit you on the...

Still recovering from a fabulous weekend of debauchery and no sleep. I spent some time with many really sweet and wonderful people at Thunde...

Just walked in. I got three hours of sleep last night, my suitcases seem to have mysteriously doubled in weight since I left, my cat is clim...

I love my life so much at this exact moment. Oh my God, do I love being me today. The whole weekend's actually been tremendous fun, and...

So, we're safely in Denver , after a slightly bumpy plane ride, during which I was pleasantly distracted by Harry Potter. ( Mostly plea...

So I'm leaving on a jet plane… But here's another event announcement. I'm teaching a Spanking 101 class at Toys In Babeland on ...

I'm busy packing and taking care of other last-minute details so Max and I can bug outta here Thursday - Denver, here we come. Meanwhile...

Bookshelf Yes, I do have the new Harry Potter. But I haven't opened it yet - I'm saving it for the plane ride to Denver and back. I ...

Some Of Your Questions Everyone has days where they feel like a "mental health" day but have responsibilities and can't take t...

Happy Friday, everyone... a quick post, because I only have a minute before Roman and I need to check out of the motel we're in. We'...

Just a brief note, because I'm getting ready for a road trip. Roman and I are off to do something special. I can't say anything abou...