Mistress Matisse

Just Another Day Wow, I've got a busy day scheduled. Get up, say good morning to Max and Maura, make some coffee for Roman, kiss him goo...

Voicemail Hell Some of the odd ones I've gotten lately… FIRST MESSAGE : "Uh, Hi Mistress, my name is Doug, I talked to you on the p...

Warning: This is Matisse geeking out about photography. Skip it if you're only interested in the nasty stuff, because... In Springtime, ...

Letters From Blog Readers I am a young woman who is new to seattle, and fairly new to kink in general and am curious about involving myself ...

I had an interesting conversation with a friend the other day concerning something her partner was doing. Her situation was that her partner...

It's looking like a moderately busy weekend around here, but nothing we can't handle. Midori is staying here at the house for a few...

Ring Ring! Me: hello? Caller : Uh, yeah, hi – is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes it is… Caller: Well, I have a question about getting some...

Well, I was going to write something witty, and...I got busy with other things. So I decided to do a quick photo album page, prompted in par...

Andrea Dworkin died on Saturday. As you may imagine, I was not a big fan of hers, in spite of Susie Bright's assertion that Ms. Dworkin...

Notes From the Clueless... I must be PMS lately, because people keep saying things that annoy me. (Or maybe it's just that what they...

A rather late post for today - Roman and I didn't get out of bed and unwrapped from each other until a little later than usual this morn...

Ring Ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hi, Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes. Caller: I'd like to talk about an appointment. This is all sounding fin...

Okay, everyone – the pope is dead. He was an old man, he was sick, and he died. That's too bad, I suppose, but old sick people die every...

Operator Assistance I had dinner with Miss K the other day and she told me a story… "So this guy had called me and left me a message,...

Today I have some questions for ya'll... Does anyone know anything about these folks? If so, I'd be quite interested in hearing ab...

Comments, questions, and update schedules... A few quick remarks before I head off – Max and I have a date with a treadmill and some free we...

Linky Goodness The new column and the Kink Calendar are up, so go enjoy them... I thought about trying to put together some April Fools li...

"By rights she should be taken out and hung...For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue." Professor Henry Higgens, "M...

A gentleman named Si asked me this interesting question: "Does your kinky community support skilled people within its ranks? Do you use...

Phone Messages YOU HAVE SIX NEW MESSAGES. PRESS ONE TO HEAR MESSAGES. BEEP! FIRST MESSAGE: "Hi, um, I love your articles, I just wanted...