Mistress Matisse

It's looking like a moderately busy weekend around here, but nothing we can't handle. Midori is staying here at the house for a few...

Ring Ring! Me: hello? Caller : Uh, yeah, hi – is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes it is… Caller: Well, I have a question about getting some...

Well, I was going to write something witty, and...I got busy with other things. So I decided to do a quick photo album page, prompted in par...

Andrea Dworkin died on Saturday. As you may imagine, I was not a big fan of hers, in spite of Susie Bright's assertion that Ms. Dworkin...

Notes From the Clueless... I must be PMS lately, because people keep saying things that annoy me. (Or maybe it's just that what they...

A rather late post for today - Roman and I didn't get out of bed and unwrapped from each other until a little later than usual this morn...

Ring Ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hi, Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes. Caller: I'd like to talk about an appointment. This is all sounding fin...

Okay, everyone – the pope is dead. He was an old man, he was sick, and he died. That's too bad, I suppose, but old sick people die every...

Operator Assistance I had dinner with Miss K the other day and she told me a story… "So this guy had called me and left me a message,...

Today I have some questions for ya'll... Does anyone know anything about these folks? If so, I'd be quite interested in hearing ab...

Comments, questions, and update schedules... A few quick remarks before I head off – Max and I have a date with a treadmill and some free we...

Linky Goodness The new column and the Kink Calendar are up, so go enjoy them... I thought about trying to put together some April Fools li...

"By rights she should be taken out and hung...For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue." Professor Henry Higgens, "M...

A gentleman named Si asked me this interesting question: "Does your kinky community support skilled people within its ranks? Do you use...

Phone Messages YOU HAVE SIX NEW MESSAGES. PRESS ONE TO HEAR MESSAGES. BEEP! FIRST MESSAGE: "Hi, um, I love your articles, I just wanted...

We're very bad, aren't we? Roman and I tell you we'll take requests and post them, and then what do we do but ignore you all wee...

Okay, we have some photos and we do have video, too...Look for that later today. Highlights: ~ What can you mix with absinthe? (Without havi...

Well. You certainly were full of suggestions, both here and over on Roman's blog. What nasty little minds you have, some of you. No wond...

This Weekend... So, this is going to be an interesting weekend for me. You see, Max is going out of town. He's going down to California ...

I was going to write something about my upcoming weekend, because I actually have a fun weekend with Roman planned. But unfortunately, I had...