Mistress Matisse

Another email question… I read your blog the other day. I began the experience as an innocent, with no knowledge of BDSM whatsoever, an...

Whatever man first said, "It's better to get pissed off than pissed on," and thought himself ever-so-witty, had clearly never ...

Health, Kink, and Silliness... Well, I don't think I'd want to go run a marathon or anything today, but, on the whole, I seem to...

Well, my temperature has dropped down out of triple digits, and my voice is sounding much less like Harvey Fierstein. That's progress. H...

You Give Me Fever... Sorry, no dirty stories about the sex party last night. As you may have inferred from Rossi's comment below, th...

What am I up to? Well, I'm busy with houseguests and such - Midori and her partner are staying with us this weekend, and if you're ...

Pick and Choose Ring ring! Me: hello? Caller: Hi, Mistress Matisse? I'd like to come see you today. Me: Hmmn. Have we met b...

You Dirty… People ask me, sometimes, "Aren't you ever nervous that someone will come into your dungeon and harm you?" I us...

A Shameless Marketing Moment, and a Political Message Whoo-hoo! Guess what I got in the mail today? A book ! "Big deal, Matisse,...

I know I said something about writing about sex today, but I must have been crazy, since in I'm always deep in column-writing mode on Mo...

More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About My Weekend… Author's note: after writing all this out, I realize it's sort of long and r...

Just a teaser for tomorrow's post - there was a whole lot of kinkiness going on in Seattle last night, and the complex schedules and co...

Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hi, is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes, it is. Caller: Uh, so can I ask you a question? You just ...

After a lovely date with Roman last night - including a lot of public kissy-face at The Grind - I'm dashing off to see a client. Meanwh...

Apparently I should post bootie shots of myself more often. January is typically one of the slower months of the year for sex workers, but y...

I'm feeling a bit behind on some things, so no long post today. Instead, a few quick links... I've been checking the results i...

And now, a bulletin from the Not-Bloody-Likely Department... Dear Mistress Matisse, I loved what you had to say about having a foot fet...

Okay, by popular demand - and with permission - a couple more pictures from the New Years Eve party... Another shot of caged heat! They ...

I had a festive New Years Eve...How about you?

I had a late night with Roman last night, and now I'm busy preparing for some NYE festivities, so in the meantime, please be entertained...