Mistress Matisse

Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hi, is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes, it is. Caller: Uh, so can I ask you a question? You just ...

After a lovely date with Roman last night - including a lot of public kissy-face at The Grind - I'm dashing off to see a client. Meanwh...

Apparently I should post bootie shots of myself more often. January is typically one of the slower months of the year for sex workers, but y...

I'm feeling a bit behind on some things, so no long post today. Instead, a few quick links... I've been checking the results i...

And now, a bulletin from the Not-Bloody-Likely Department... Dear Mistress Matisse, I loved what you had to say about having a foot fet...

Okay, by popular demand - and with permission - a couple more pictures from the New Years Eve party... Another shot of caged heat! They ...

I had a festive New Years Eve...How about you?

I had a late night with Roman last night, and now I'm busy preparing for some NYE festivities, so in the meantime, please be entertained...

Freakazoids... Well, am I ever glad I wasn’t taking calls for the week around Christmas, because apparently, all the local phone freaks ...

I'm still getting caught up with my real life after being out of town, but there will be a real post tomorrow. Really. I swear. Meanw...

Hello, everyone...Yes, I am home safe again in Seattle, after a long and crowded flight. I enjoyed my visit, but it's really nice to be ...

I listen to my voice as I talk, and I can tell that, as I always do when I come back for a visit, I've fallen back into my old southern ...

I hope everyone is having a nice Christmas Eve. I am, but even so, there are times when one is ready for a break from all things red and gre...

Some Brief Observations En Route, In Chronological Order… 1. Whatever type of drugs the guys who work at the MasterPark lot in Seattle a...

So, here I am at my father’s house in beautiful, sunny coastal Georgia, the food is great, the people are nice, and I’m going nuts because I...

So, as I mentioned, I'm going to be out of town - in Georgia, to be exact, visiting my family for a week. I'm leaving tomorrow, so I...

Linky Goodness… The new column and the Kink Calendar are up, so check those out… Apparently I've been nominated – a couple of ti...

Lucky Girl I write a lot about the silliness I deal with from would-be clients via the phone and email, to amuse both myself and you. ...

Okay, who remembers the Top Secret Date ? I've gotten a few plaintive emails about this, but not until now could the secret be revealed....

Trust Me – I'm a Professional This is a written version of a small rant that, for some time now, I've been delivering to my cool...