Mistress Matisse

I hope everyone is having a nice Christmas Eve. I am, but even so, there are times when one is ready for a break from all things red and gre...

Some Brief Observations En Route, In Chronological Order… 1. Whatever type of drugs the guys who work at the MasterPark lot in Seattle a...

So, here I am at my father’s house in beautiful, sunny coastal Georgia, the food is great, the people are nice, and I’m going nuts because I...

So, as I mentioned, I'm going to be out of town - in Georgia, to be exact, visiting my family for a week. I'm leaving tomorrow, so I...

Linky Goodness… The new column and the Kink Calendar are up, so check those out… Apparently I've been nominated – a couple of ti...

Lucky Girl I write a lot about the silliness I deal with from would-be clients via the phone and email, to amuse both myself and you. ...

Okay, who remembers the Top Secret Date ? I've gotten a few plaintive emails about this, but not until now could the secret be revealed....

Trust Me – I'm a Professional This is a written version of a small rant that, for some time now, I've been delivering to my cool...

Google searches that have led people to this blog: Some are pretty predictable - but I'm guessing I'm not exactly what some of th...

Last night, Roman talked dirty to me in the voice of Yoda. "Mmnn, daddy, who is your?" "Very sexy ass have you, mmnn!" ...

After dinner and a bitch session with Miss K, we came up with… Five Ways To Really Annoy Sex Workers* Miss K says… When calling about...

No video clip today, sorry. Video clips will return next week, though...For now, some links and a bit of poly discussion. I did an email ...

So the workshop yesterday went very well…Workshop days are always busy ones for me, and yesterday was especially so because Maura, Max's...

Email Silliness... Dear Mistress, Your website is penetrating, poignant and articulate. And indeed, You are absolutely stunning, Mistress Ma...

I had a lovely, lovely time with Roman last night…details on that later, since I'm about to plunge into a busy day. I will note that - ...

Apparently I should have cultivated a taste for caviar instead… Bad weather and pest problems have created a tomato shortage. That's ba...

Event Notes… So the Sex Life Live show taping at ReBar last night went well. (Much more fun this time than the last time I worked with Da...

So, it's Video Clip Day, and this week I've decided it time to show you the latest bizarre toy in my collection: The Fucking Machin...

Downloaded from ITunes lately… All My Life, by Foo Fighters Barrel of a Gun, by Depeche Mode Bela Lugosi's Dead, by Bauhaus Bor...