Mistress Matisse

The Naked Truth It'll come as shock to you all, I know – but in truth, it must to be said: Roman is actually not a well-behaved subm...

Jam packed day today – first, the Steve O interview and then a fast draft of the material, then I have a session with a client, followed by...

Meeting of the Minds The good people at The Stranger have asked me to write a piece about crazy-ass performance artist/stuntman Steve O, f...

Thanks a whole bunch for all the cool hotel suggestions, folks, I think we've now got something lined up. But you were all extremely he...

New York City People, Help Me! Max and I are going to be in town in late September and we're looking for a cool hotel, preferably on t...

I just never know what I'm going to find in my email...Sometimes it's something very sweet that I enjoy reading, like this note from...

Sunday Morning: The dungeon looks like a rope bomb went off – there are hemp lines dangling from the ceiling, from points in the walls, and...

I made an flip remark in a post Tuesday about not running a dating service. It's true, I'm not. But sometimes I amuse myself thinkin...

I had a busy day today - one client earlier, and the gym in the evening, but the afternoon in between was devoted to... shopping. Even tho...

The Most Common Mistake Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hi, is this Mistress Matisse? I wanted to see about making an appointment. ...

From The Mailbag: Dear Mistress Matisse, I've been reading your blog. It's okay, but you need to tell more stories about your c...

As The Hit Counter Turns... Spins around wildly, more like...That's how you know you've been mentioned on Belle's blog. So ...

Wormwood Thoughts It's been a busy weekend for me, but after brunch at the B&O today I was flipping through - yes, I admit it - ...

Books and Love I love having partners who give me books to read. How cool is that, for a pervy bibliophile such as I? When I had my d...

Late night last night, busy day today....Here are a few links to entertain you until I have time to write more... My newest column is up,...

Yesterday Van left this note in the comments below… "Roman is a lucky guy. As is Jake, as is Max. Just out of curiosity, how much int...

When in Rome… Looking back over the entries for the last month or so, I see that I haven't written so much about Roman . I have a da...

A few random observations… "…Permanent makeup, for women who want the most natural appearance possible…." This, alongside a pic...

I want to spin off a remark made by the ever-observant Remittance Girl. In the context of talking about how difficult it is to maintain a 24...

I had a rather late night with Jake last night, so I don't think I'll be writing anything scintillating today. But you can go read m...