Mistress Matisse

Books and Love I love having partners who give me books to read. How cool is that, for a pervy bibliophile such as I? When I had my d...

Late night last night, busy day today....Here are a few links to entertain you until I have time to write more... My newest column is up,...

Yesterday Van left this note in the comments below… "Roman is a lucky guy. As is Jake, as is Max. Just out of curiosity, how much int...

When in Rome… Looking back over the entries for the last month or so, I see that I haven't written so much about Roman . I have a da...

A few random observations… "…Permanent makeup, for women who want the most natural appearance possible…." This, alongside a pic...

I want to spin off a remark made by the ever-observant Remittance Girl. In the context of talking about how difficult it is to maintain a 24...

I had a rather late night with Jake last night, so I don't think I'll be writing anything scintillating today. But you can go read m...

Peer Counseling When you've been doing something a long time, you forget, sometimes, how it felt when it was all new and you had to ...

Update: the photo-theft situation has been dealt with...Thanks so much to everyone who went out of their way to be supportive and offer sug...

News Roundup Okay, it's official. My Mother Has Left The Building. It was a good visit, and all good things must come to an end. Th...

I'm too insanely-busy to write much…So I'll just present you with yet another Stupid Phone Call. Ring ring! Me: hello? Call...

It'll be a little quiet around here tomorrow and Monday - we're entering the last few days of the Maternal Invasion, and I'm now...

Strange Email Of the Week... I will tell you that I have not read your rules nor do I care I am a man who spends his money as I please. ...

Stupid Phone Call Of The Day Ring ring! Me: hello? Caller: Yes, hello, I want to come and see you. This guy has a heavy accent ...

Oh, this is very cool, even if it's not going to take effect anytime soon... Judge in Seattle rules in favor of same-sex marriage in Was...

So, Remittance Girl , who comments here sometimes, has a cool blog of her own. She mentioned me there today, saying some nice things about m...

Text of an email I got from a client after a first session...These are the letters that make my day. Thank you for yesterday's wonderfu...

Marketing is good, but you have to know how to fine-tune your message... After on-air pitch,'escort' arrested in sting .

Someone emailed me today and said, "How come you never write about Max?" Well, I have, and I'm sure I will again. I've ac...