Mistress Matisse

  Okay, I know I said radio silence, but Max decided to bring the laptop, and we got the high-speed connection going in the room, so...   ...

Weirdass Email of the Week.... Dear Queenly Mistress, I strongly urge you to not allow or tolerate me to be free any longer from ge...

Emails from friends that I haven't had time to answer… "How was the shoot with Monk?" Great, even though he kept making m...

So, I'm sketching out a "Control Tower" column, and I'm thinking about doing something like "The Pleasures Of Topping...

Not a long post today, as I have a photo shoot soon and I need to get ready for it. (I’m the model, not the shooter.) Kudos to Monk for w...

It's been a crazy week - and no end in sight. The client line won't stop ringing, I still haven't done my pre-Thunder fetishwear...

Fleshbot is conducting a Google bombing on the so-called "war on pornography", and I think thats just great, so I decided to be a...

Another go-read-other-people's-stuff post today, because I'm busy writing an extra-long "Control Tower" and tomorrow is de...

Last night I stood on a balcony overlooking Lake Union with a group of friends and watched a great fireworks display. We could see the ones ...

A somewhat disturbing personal essay about one woman's masochistic desires. Sometime this summer, in a high-rise condo looking out over...

Master and Commander Ring Ring! Me: hello? Caller: Uh, yes, hello, is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes it is. Caller: Fine, fi...

I went on my second date with Jake tonight. We had a lovely time, and he got to meet Max, which I'm pleased about. Max and I don't ...

I knew I liked Bill Clinton. I mean, if I didn't, I wouldn't have stood in line for five and half hours in Pioneer Square - with a t...

The Foot Worship Party It all began late last year when I was contacted by a very polite man named Ben. He'd found me through my web...

Note to my friends: I will be out of town July 15th to 19th to attend the BDSM conference Thunder In The Mountains , so if you're thinki...

Sometimes you people worry me. This a report from FreeFind, the site that provides my search box. Some of the queries are quite reasonable, ...

I got a note from a guy recently who said some very nice things about me and my column, and then said he wanted to… …ask you for advice. ...

Really Nice Things That Have Happened To Me Lately… One of my favorite clients, Blue Eyes, purchased and installed one window-unit air c...

I haven't forgotten you... I've been a busy girl for a few days. So, a real entry later, but for now, be amused by this blog post a...

So, I'm much happier with life since I bought a new cell phone, but it does entail one tedious task: copying over my phone book. (Verizo...