Mistress Matisse

Master and Commander Ring Ring! Me: hello? Caller: Uh, yes, hello, is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes it is. Caller: Fine, fi...

I went on my second date with Jake tonight. We had a lovely time, and he got to meet Max, which I'm pleased about. Max and I don't ...

I knew I liked Bill Clinton. I mean, if I didn't, I wouldn't have stood in line for five and half hours in Pioneer Square - with a t...

The Foot Worship Party It all began late last year when I was contacted by a very polite man named Ben. He'd found me through my web...

Note to my friends: I will be out of town July 15th to 19th to attend the BDSM conference Thunder In The Mountains , so if you're thinki...

Sometimes you people worry me. This a report from FreeFind, the site that provides my search box. Some of the queries are quite reasonable, ...

I got a note from a guy recently who said some very nice things about me and my column, and then said he wanted to… …ask you for advice. ...

Really Nice Things That Have Happened To Me Lately… One of my favorite clients, Blue Eyes, purchased and installed one window-unit air c...

I haven't forgotten you... I've been a busy girl for a few days. So, a real entry later, but for now, be amused by this blog post a...

So, I'm much happier with life since I bought a new cell phone, but it does entail one tedious task: copying over my phone book. (Verizo...

Updates... Please note that Mike – the secondary partner to whom I recently bid a fond farewell – has been removed from the "Cast of ...

Note to my friends: I just got a new cell phone - I switched from AT&T, the worlds lamest wireless service provider, to Verizon. (I kep...

In A New York State Of Mind... Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Yeah, is this Mistress Matisse? So, hey - I wanted to ask you a questio...

I see that my fellow sex writer Dan Savage is writing about erotic electric stimulation this week... Good info, if you're curious about...

I'm busy writing a column just now... But, for my fellow bibliophiles out there, here's what I've been reading lately. Edison...

Legend In His Own Mind Ring ring! Me: hello? Caller: Is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes it is. Caller: I'm calling about your ...

So, now that I'm secondary-partner-less, I'm taking a moment to look around at my dating options. I've always liked this part – ...

So I did go see the Harry Potter movie this past weekend. It was good – not as good as the book, of course. Movies never are. But fun just t...

Phone Call with Miss K "I don't know what I should do about this – and maybe I shouldn't do anything. But I just wanted to ...