Mistress Matisse

Dinner with Miss K… "So, I saw a guy the other day who said he'd seen you," she said. This happens more often that you...

And This Would Be My Problem Why? Ring ring! Me: hello? Caller: Is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes… Caller: Uh, hi, I have a que...

Things I Do When Max Is Away Overnight 1) Come home and leave my stuff in a trail all over the house – my shoes, clothes, various bags ...

So, anyone else see the freaky sky flash late last night? I was sitting in my office working on some writing stuff. There's a large wind...

Brief car update: The Camry-Solara - forget it, way too big. The Passat - Way too soccer-momish! (Sorry, Lil!) The Volvo - Ditto The Acu...

More car venting, skip it if you're looking for the dirty bits… The car search rolls on, and I tell you, I'm feeling mighty petul...

I got a second-hand compliment while I was having dinner with a friend last night. "Remember my ex-boyfriend Bob? You met him at that...

Some thought-provoking quotes on BDSM... "These things don't come from our childhood; they come from our historic past. They ...

Not So Much Annoying As Just Somewhat Puzzling Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hi, is this Mistress Matisse? Me: Yes it is. Caller...

Annoying Phone Call #4,122,893 Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Hi, I'm calling about your ad. Me: Yes, that's right – what wo...

No nasty stories today, sorry. I'm still deep in car-shopping-mode. The update is on that is: I went to the Honda dealership yesterday a...

I am poised on the brink of buying a new car, and I have a feeling that process is going to command a lot of my spare time for the next few ...

BDSM Word-of-the-Day: Domme. Noun. Pronunciation: 'däm Domme is a made-up word, the faux-frenchified and feminized offspring of the a...

My friend Jae and I did a double together the other day. (Confused? A double = two sex workers, one client.) I'm taking a small risk i...

Quick note: I am teaching a BDSM skills-building workshop tonight at Seattle sex-toy store Toys In Babeland from 7:30-9:30. I don't ...

Conversation with my friend R, who is a call girl, while driving in the car… "So I'm sending some guys to you," she said, ...

To all my sweet, nasty regular boys who've called about getting appointments today (or yesterday, eep!): I'm so sorry I didn't g...

Note: This is just a rough draft of some thoughts I've had...I don't usually post unfinished stuff, but frankly, I'm too busy to...

It's weird how business comes in cycles. During the last week of April and the first week of May, business was dead, dead, dead. My phon...