Mistress Matisse

An example of a very sweet "thank-you" note sent to me by a happy client after a session. Not at all a requirement, but nice when ...

Today is Max's birthday, and what a happy girl I am that his mama gave birth to him, ah-hem , a certain number of years ago. He's my...

Listening To Messages Every Monday through Friday, after I get done with my morning activities – which, depending on the day, may mean I...

This guy got one important thing wrong, and so did this guy , and so did these people. They're wrong for calling this woman a dominat...

Rare Occurrence yesterday: I got blown off by a client. I'd say I get stood up – as I define that term - about three, maybe four ti...

I had dinner at Hana with Miss K a few days ago. I don't recall if I've mentioned this, but Miss K is an independent call girl. So w...

An Event Reminder For Local Folks I'm going to be teaching a workshop at the Seattle sex toy store Toys In Babeland on May 23rd. ...

Weird Call Of The Day: Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: Um, I'm calling because I need to cancel my appointment tomorrow… Me: Huh...

The date says Friday but to me it's still Thursday night… Two excellent clients today, both regulars – the blue-eyed rope bondage lov...

In Stark Contrast To Yesterday's Entry… I'm thinking today about the nature of sexual attraction. Specifically, sexual attractio...

Snippets of a Party Max and I had a party at our house this past weekend…here are few memorable bits. (Conversation between me and a ...

Because I am trying to get caught up with my life a busy weekend, I'm falling back on a previously-published piece. However, judging by ...

It's blogger telepathy ...or something.

My Least Favorite Phone Call Ring ring! Me: Hello? Caller: (very irate-sounding female voice) Who is this? Oh shit. I really, r...

A Near Goddess Experience You know you're a seasoned professional when conversations like this don't throw you. Ring ring! ...

Not that it'll have any impact on US obscenity trials, but still, it's nice to see that someone's being reasonable about such th...

(Note: In this essay, I am absolutely not talking about any of my very dear personal friends and acquaintances.) News Flash: I'm Not...

I keep looking at various pictures of this charming contraption and thinking, "I've got to get one of those made." I tried one...

I got an email from some unknown guy today, with a URL in it. The sender wrote, (sic) will U please treet me lik this? Now, I hate on...