Mistress Matisse

A small rant about fetishwear shopping online… So, a very sweet client generously gave me a substantial gift certificate to Demask...

I am not a person who tends to rank things hierarchically…Either I like something (or someone) or I don't, I don't put them into lis...

Speaking of weird phone calls… my column this week got rather brutally edited down. Wah. I hate it when that happens. However, I'm think...

Someone just called me on the biz line, whistled "Deck The Halls" - you know, "with boughs of holly", the Xmas song - ...

I'm feeling a little frustrated right now, because I wish there were two of me. One of me to attend to my regular daily life, and one of...

I would like to give Howard Stern and Mel Gibson a lap dance...

All right, some small measure of my faith in humanity has been restored. She (for it was a she) did, indeed, apologize promptly when I told...

Geeze. Some twit just sent me an email accusing me of plagiarism. Only it's me that s/he thinks I'm plagiarizing. You see, I...

I (mostly) ran two freakin miles at the gym last night, and now my legs are letting me know how much they really don't appreciate that....

The most frustrating kind of client is the guy who acts…sort of vaguely dissatisfied, both during the session and afterwards, but who won...

Okay, the column topic has been chosen. But feel free to shoot me ideas for next week. It's an ongoing challenge… This week I've ...

So, it's Sunday afternoon, and that means one thing around here: I have to start thinking about what I'm going to write for this wee...

How did I know this? You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the dev...

Something weird is happening with the comment form...I'm trying to get it sorted out. (A few minutes later) Wow, we went from unreadab...

A Shameless Marketing Moment... This is one of my self-portrait nudes. Hey, did you know - you can buy prints of this! (Nudge, nudge.) I...

So it's occurred to me that for someone who has as many alt-sex identities as I do, this isn't a particularly sexy journal so far. I...

The review I wrote of Mel Gibson's "The Passion Of Christ" is out in this week's Stranger. Read it here in a new window. ...

Sold a print of one of my photos today, yay! Click here and it'll open in a new window. (Note: it's a nude, so be careful if you...

Okay, after some vocal exercises and a few extra cans of diet Mountain Dew, I got my voice under control. Spent the rest of the day doing th...

Uh-oh. I may not be quite as ready-for-the-world as I thought. I just picked up the phone and tried to talk to someone, and my voice sound...