Mistress Matisse

How did I know this? You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the dev...

Something weird is happening with the comment form...I'm trying to get it sorted out. (A few minutes later) Wow, we went from unreadab...

A Shameless Marketing Moment... This is one of my self-portrait nudes. Hey, did you know - you can buy prints of this! (Nudge, nudge.) I...

So it's occurred to me that for someone who has as many alt-sex identities as I do, this isn't a particularly sexy journal so far. I...

The review I wrote of Mel Gibson's "The Passion Of Christ" is out in this week's Stranger. Read it here in a new window. ...

Sold a print of one of my photos today, yay! Click here and it'll open in a new window. (Note: it's a nude, so be careful if you...

Okay, after some vocal exercises and a few extra cans of diet Mountain Dew, I got my voice under control. Spent the rest of the day doing th...

Uh-oh. I may not be quite as ready-for-the-world as I thought. I just picked up the phone and tried to talk to someone, and my voice sound...

Much better today - no fever since Sunday night and my throat is way less sore than it was. You can still see the swollen gland in my nec...

Can you tell I'm avoiding writing my column? Yeah, nothing like looking at a blank page in Word to make you think, "Hey, I should g...

Oh, this totally and completely sucks. Spalding Gray is dead. That is so sad.

I'm feeling a bit better - throat less sore and no fever for several hours now, which is great. Die, little cold germs, die!

Gah. I'm sick. I hate being sick. Sore throat and fever, bleah, bleah, bleah. At least I don't have any clients booked today so I ca...

PMS PMS PMS PMS - MUST HAVE ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM NOW!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I know I said I was dieting. Shut up. Don't make me have to hurt...

Shoes! Shoes! I love new shoes. New boots, to be exact . We're in the pre-leathercon shopping phase, because Kinkfest is only three w...

So my editor at The Stranger emailed today and asked me to write a review of The Passion Of Christ. I didn't have any particular intere...

So I went to a financial-planning seminar last night that was packed full of older-wealthy-establishment types. The speaker was talking abou...

So it looks like I'll be voting for John Kerry for President in November. Of course, I'd vote for Jack Black if they ran him again...

Okay, the "Comment" feature is back...Of course, I lost all the old comments. Grrr. Oh well, off to work...

Whoops.... Damn, damn, damn- I tried to make some changes and my 'puter crashed...now I'll have to re-do all the modifcations and re...