Mistress Matisse

PMS PMS PMS PMS - MUST HAVE ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM NOW!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I know I said I was dieting. Shut up. Don't make me have to hurt...

Shoes! Shoes! I love new shoes. New boots, to be exact . We're in the pre-leathercon shopping phase, because Kinkfest is only three w...

So my editor at The Stranger emailed today and asked me to write a review of The Passion Of Christ. I didn't have any particular intere...

So I went to a financial-planning seminar last night that was packed full of older-wealthy-establishment types. The speaker was talking abou...

So it looks like I'll be voting for John Kerry for President in November. Of course, I'd vote for Jack Black if they ran him again...

Okay, the "Comment" feature is back...Of course, I lost all the old comments. Grrr. Oh well, off to work...

Whoops.... Damn, damn, damn- I tried to make some changes and my 'puter crashed...now I'll have to re-do all the modifcations and re...

Sigh. Some days just don't go like you'd planned them. I hate that.

Today I am sitting down in front of the keyboard and I am writing. I have many many things to write and I will NOT be distracted, do you...

So I went to go see this play "Mama Don't Hurt Me So Bad" . And I had my suspicions before I even went. But nothing had prepa...

Got a note back this morning from the image thief saying: gee, she didn't know who the photographer was, so she had no way of getting pe...

I'm pissed off tonight, because I found a website with stolen pictures of me on it...It's certainly not the first time, and I'm ...

What a desperate, pathetic, and malicious bunch of crap... President Bush supports a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.

God, I have a column to write, I have a million clients to see, I have a fucking video-interview for this reality TV show that wants me (and...

So, I've kind of been lying around the house like a lazy cat all day, because I was out til 4am last night after performing at Club Medu...

Damn...talked to The Stranger and they don't want to sponsor any more events til May. Bummer. Okay - Plan B: Talk to Toys In Babelan...

Ah, Caffeine... I am something of an anomaly in this bean-obsessed town, because I rarely drink coffee - a mocha occasionally. No, when I...

Busy Girl... I'm tired tonight - I had a busy day, first dealing with lots of daily-daily life stuff (the car needs an oil change, F...

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a (wo)man of wealth and taste... Okay, now that the Rolling Stones flashback is over....Let ...