Mistress Matisse

So I went to go see this play "Mama Don't Hurt Me So Bad" . And I had my suspicions before I even went. But nothing had prepa...

Got a note back this morning from the image thief saying: gee, she didn't know who the photographer was, so she had no way of getting pe...

I'm pissed off tonight, because I found a website with stolen pictures of me on it...It's certainly not the first time, and I'm ...

What a desperate, pathetic, and malicious bunch of crap... President Bush supports a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.

God, I have a column to write, I have a million clients to see, I have a fucking video-interview for this reality TV show that wants me (and...

So, I've kind of been lying around the house like a lazy cat all day, because I was out til 4am last night after performing at Club Medu...

Damn...talked to The Stranger and they don't want to sponsor any more events til May. Bummer. Okay - Plan B: Talk to Toys In Babelan...

Ah, Caffeine... I am something of an anomaly in this bean-obsessed town, because I rarely drink coffee - a mocha occasionally. No, when I...

Busy Girl... I'm tired tonight - I had a busy day, first dealing with lots of daily-daily life stuff (the car needs an oil change, F...

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a (wo)man of wealth and taste... Okay, now that the Rolling Stones flashback is over....Let ...